JUGS EXTRAVAGANZA

Ok, y'all...I dont exactly know how to explain it but I am gay dude who is crazy for the jugs. I love to see them and sometimes touch them. I usually dont but I LOVE to see them. Just ask Manders, she will tell you how much I love them. Oh, and hers are perfect. Full, Round, and Lovely...she should be very proud. I love it when she brings them to work on display. :)

Ok, on Saturday I was out grocery shopping and see this goddess approaching me. She is something out of a fashion magazine. Tall, bronzed skin, long/thick/full sandy-blondish hair. And the jugs were out loud and proud. She was hot, hot, hot. I watched her for a couple minutes when she passed by me and said "hey" to which I quickly ( not wanting to seem bizarre bcs I had been staring at her) replied "I like your shirt" and then we made small talk for a minute until grams came looking for me. The funny part? I dont even know what the hell the shirt looked like. :)

Saturday later in the day I see a not-as-hot-as-before girl coming towards me down the cosmetics aisel ( I told y'all I was gay..and out of foundation!! ) who was wearing this hooker like tank top that was a size or two too small. But there were the jugs. Sitting high and mighty as if they were better than real ones. I looked anyway and she smiled at me. I smiled back and asked how much they were. She busted up laughing and then said $7600...I got them 6yrs ago when they were more expensive. Then I helped her pick out a couple of lip glosses and some eye shadow. I wanted to go for a full make-over with her but she said she didnt wear blush or eye liner. Whatever, how many hookers you know dont wear blush and eye liner??? :)